Event Time: 9PM-2AM
Prom season is almost here, and this year it’s not just for those brats who made fun of your pronunciation of “bootylicious” when you were student teaching at Allderdice. MC Black Powder Blanks and DJ Clitty Cat host a night of provocative dance beats, lusty rhymes, and sensual slow jams, so dust off your tuxedo t-shirts and Goodwill gowns and bring your date (or just yourself) down to Spirit for the naughtiest, most libidinous prom since your geography teacher did the stanky legg with the volleyball coach. (Or dress up as your sexual fantasy; just don’t come naked.)
Put your name in at the door for a chance to be crowned Prom King, Prom Queen, or Prom Genderqueer Monarch. Lots of dirrrrty jams, tasty drinks, and sweaty, dancy fun.