well, it's official, friends: six more weeks of winter. and if there's one thing that we've learned, it's that you never, EVER question the meteorological accuracy of a psychic groundhog.
now we could get into a lot of trouble for even suggesting this, but during their february event page description research, it seems as though the s-dubs interns have stumbled upon the conspiracy of the century!
having come into possession of a certain classified government memo, it appears as though high ranking officials have approved of the importation of sophisticated brain-tech shadow machines (SBTSMs), and placed them strategically all throughout gobbler's knob, thus increasing the likelihood of shadow recognition exponentially.
why, you say?
well, in an effort to intimidate us, demoralize us, lull us into submission, and ultimately cast us back into a life of fruitless hibernation while they attempt to take over the world- that's all.
and as such, it becomes not only your civic duty, but also your moral obligation to mobilize and revolt against the tyrannical iron paw!!
so, let us resist the temptation to drift into lethargic slumber by joining together in a kinetic celebration of DANCE. hopefully, we can defend civilization from these final winter salvos. and if successful, just remember: one day in the future, the world will thank you for it.
see all you soon! xoxo
strangeways: a better life through dancing
60s / 70s / 80s / 90s / 00s / 10s
britpop / postpunk / indie / psych
djs jesley snipes & the comeback kid
•visuals by marie mashyna•
10pm // 21+ // $5